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"I'm not a douche!" Bag

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$20.00

Paper or plastic? Punch in the nose or kick in the balls?? Neither are good choices. Plastic bags litter our streets and kill hundreds of thousands of wild and marine life each year. Generally, they are the poster child for everything that is wrong with our disposable society. All Skull brings you this 100% recycled cotton, reusable bag. It features a dual set of long and short handles for carrying all kinds of shit, leaving your other hand free to flip off plastic-toting douchebags. Strong enough to fill with padlocks to assault suburban soccer moms. All Skull logo proudly displayed on one side, guaranteeing you'll have the most bitchin' bag in the store. 10% of sales will be donated to our featured organization of the month.

Dimensions:
12.25" H x 12" W x 6.5" D
Long handles: 24" loop
Short handles: 8.5" loop
Volume: 955 cubic inches

About Recycled Cotton
Using recycled cotton helps reduce the harsh dyes, pesticides & herbicides of conventional cotton and the energy, water and human labor required for both conventionally and organically grown cotton. Recycling discarded fibers also helps divert millions of tons of textile waste entering our landfills each year.

Made from pre-consumer cotton "table waste" clippings that otherwise would be dumped in landfills, recycled cotton is manufactured with no wet finishing or dying. There is no chemical or liquid of any kind used in its process. Plus, recent advances in manufacturing have made the look and feel of recycled cotton almost identical to regular cotton.


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